fuckupyouslut:

You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me

andthestarsaregone:

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

Other people are not medicine.

a game of stark children not listening to their fucking mother

tavgam:

charlisheen:

ostolero:

motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:

nehzoomey:

how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something

some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit

some of us dont have sacks for our shit check ur privilege 

some of us don’t have privilege check your blades of grass

some of check don’t have blades grass your privilege of us

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

engage-with-zorp:

the-rainbowsaurus:

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

image blast from the past

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

disneyismyescape:

i’m logging out

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

tsuki-nekota:

Based on this

I don’t even know what I’m doing…

ONLY DEAN

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