- purposefully forget their names
- any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
- extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
- "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
- "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
- tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”
the boy tears in the notes are amazing
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
I’m honestly quite proud of this status.
Holy moses, this blew up fast.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UCKF UCKF CUKF CUKF CUFKC UFKC UFKC UFKC UJF KCUKF CUKF UCKFUCK
Wholy fuck shit
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime.
We mustn’t forget this beauty of an example~!
all these spoons but no one to spoon with
this is still SO FUNNY
"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."
My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”
Stupid furless humans.
Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life
Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?
Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:
And what about this:
Or even this as well:
So I ask who the hell is this:
Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.
Let me show you
Who the hell is Tinkerbell
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WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY
it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called