so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
SO ACCORDING TO ANCESTRY.COM MY ANCESTORS HELPED SET UP AND RAN THE FIRST WHORE HOUSE IN THE NEW WORLD.
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it