Anonymous: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

baphomeme:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

just-a-drawing-cat:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

Holy moses, this blew up fast.

holy shit

the-superior-gay:

dw:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UCKF UCKF CUKF CUKF CUFKC UFKC UFKC UFKC UJF KCUKF CUKF UCKFUCK 

Wholy fuck shit

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

midori37:

aradiamara:

I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime.

We mustn’t forget this beauty of an example~!

abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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gabriellejae:

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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Okay….

nothandlingit:

the-dashing-rapscallion:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Challenge accepted

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Let me show you

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Who the hell is Tinkerbell

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Enough?

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riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

She’s Probably Straight™

ohcorny:

from the makers of And There’s No Way To Casually Ask 

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